So You’re A Fallen Angel . . .

Now What?

Golden Scroll Edition 2.1

Your misdeeds in Heaven have led to this unfortunate situation. You only have yourself to blame, but here are a few guidelines that may help to ease your way.

Do

* Find somewhere safe to live.

* Eat regularly. Three meals a day is standard for human sustenance.

* Study the behavior and interactions of other humans so you will be able to fit in with them.

Suggestion: watch television and go to the movies. Also, observe real humans in everyday activity.

Do Not

* Tell anyone you are a fallen one. They will not believe you, and probably will think that you are simply insane. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

How Do You Return to Heaven?

You don’t. But do your best to make the most of your situation. Be good. Help others. Do good deeds. At the end of your human life (approximately 70 years), you may have balanced the scales for whatever you were originally expelled for. It is unlikely, but you never know about these things. However, if you die by natural or unnatural causes before this balance has been reached, the doors of Heaven will forever be closed to you.

Warning

Be wary of any stranger who takes an interest in your safety and well-being. Tempter Demons are assigned to lure fallen ones to Hell for an eternity of torturous servitude. TEMPTER DEMONS ARE VERY DANGEROUS. Their methods are underhanded and almost impossible to resist. You will know one when you see one. Remember to: JUST SAY NO! Do not let your guard down when confronted with a Tempter or you will regret it. Big time.

Good luck! You’re going to need it.

The Management

Falling out of Heaven is the easy part. It’s landing that’s difficult.