"I hope you don't become as crude as those assholes were," Shellie said to her son. "Girls don't like those things."

"I know, Mom," Jay replied. "But you sure enjoyed the attention."

"The attention, yes," she confessed. "I'm a woman, and women love to be admired. I just can't stand men like those two. How they think such rude comments will help them pick up a woman, I'll never know. Shit in his face, indeed!"

Jay laughed. "You almost pissed in my face."

"There's a big difference, honey. I enjoy a little perverse play, but there is a line, after all," she said.

"I don't think I'd enjoy getting a face full of shit," Jay replied.

"What about a face full of piss?" she teased.

Jay looked directly at his mother. "Hot piss?"

"That's the only kind," she answered, her voice throaty.

"Well… I'd have to think about that," Jay said.

She looked at her son closely. "That man didn't mean he would actually drink my piss, you know."

"He didn't?"

"He was talking about licking my cunt."

Jay's eyes widened as he looked at his mother. "Licking your cunt?"

"Eating me," she grinned at him. "You know, sticking his tongue up my cunt and sucking and licking it, making me come with his tongue."

"That's crazy, Mom," Jay said, but his young body shivered.

"Oh, is it?" she asked, arching her eyebrows. "Why is it crazy?"

"Who would use their tongue when they have a hard-on?" Jay countered. "What good would it do him to suck your cunt when his cock was hard?"

"Oh, you'd be surprised, baby," she cooed, untying her top and letting her flawless tits out to the sun. "Especially if he had an eager woman who would… take his cock in her mouth, too."