“I see you ain’t all giggles now,” I say, pushin’ another inch in. “Laugh now, baby.”

I push a little more dick up in her.

“Aaaaaaaaah…ohmyGaaawd…stop…take it out. It’s too big.”

“What the fuck!” I flip, pullin’ out. Yeah, a nigga pulls out. The bitch said stop, and that’s what it is. You ain’t tryna get me hemmed up. Fuck that! A bitch don’t want no dick, then that’s what it is. I ain’t beat for no bullshit-ass rape charges, feel me? I suck my teeth. “Check it. You knew I had a big-ass dick. I told you that shit from gate, and you saw my flicks, so you already knew what it was. And you been playin’ in ya muthafuckin’ pussy watchin’ me jerk the shit off for the last thirty-five minutes. So what the fuck did you think; it was gonna shrink up or some shit?”

“No, I didn’t think that. But I’ve never fucked a nigga with a dick that—” she points at my long, swollen dick—“big before. So, you gonna have to go easy on me until I can get used to it, then once I am, I promise you I’ll handle it.”

I bite down on my lip. But on some real shit, I’m ready to slap her in the muthafuckin’ face wit’ this heavy-ass dick, then black on her dizzy ass.

I breathe easy. Decide that this ho—fine or not, can’t be recruited for the team. She’s just another one of them “fuck ’n go” hoes I can hit off a few times, then dismiss. ’Cause on some real shit, if a bitch can’t take dick, I have no real use for her ass unless she can deep throat a dick wit’out gaggin’, and even then it ain’t no guarantees that I’ma keep lacin’ her wit’ this dick unless she’s a cum-guzzler. Now a cum-guzzler…man, listen. A broad who gulps down buckets of cum like it’s vanilla puddin’ can almost definitely stay on my squad. And if she ain’t throatin’ dick, then she had better be lacin’ a nigga like me wit’ some major paper, or some other shit, real talk.