Mmmph, mmmph, mmmph…I love the way it tastes, and smells—well, provided the ho isn’t a walkin’ fish market, smellin’ like sewage, or leakin’ a buncha shit that looks like snot or cottage cheese, feel me? A smelly bitch, forget it…no tongue, no dick, nada—it’s a muthafuckin’ wrap! But a chick who keeps that box right…mmmph, man, listen…finger-lickin’ good! There’s nuthin’ more intoxicatin’ than the savorin’ scent of a clean, excited pussy oozin’ wit’ hot, sticky juices. Gotdaaaaamn, talkin’ ’bout gobblin’ up a pussy got my dick bricked like a muhfucka, word up. And, on some real shit, I love eatin’ it almost as much as I love fuckin’ it.

See. Pussy eatin’ is an art. It’s like paintin’ the perfect portrait, feel me? It’s all in the brushstroke—or, in this case, the tongue-stroke. See, it’s all ’bout technique. When a muhfucka like me has his head between a bitch’s legs, I’m puttin’ in work. I’m aimin’ to bring her the greatest, most intense orgasm she’s ever experienced. And I do it by usin’ my mouth, tongue and fingers—simultaneously and alternately. The first ten minutes, or so, I’m teasin’ her. I’m kissin’ and lickin’ her hips, her legs, her inner thighs. Then I slowly begin lickin’ her pussy lips—right side, left side…mmmph, damn. Then I lick her clit, flickin’ it wit’ my wet, long tongue before circlin’ my tongue ’round the edges of her asshole. Seein’ that sweet brown eye pucker up in excitement turns me the fuck on, word up. And the more turned on I am, the more turned on she’s gonna be.

Fuck what ya heard. Tongue-fuckin’ is sumthin’ a muhfucka should take pride in when doin’ it. Just like I expect a broad to handle this dick like she loves it, I expect the same shit from myself when it comes to eatin’ her pussy. I make love to that shit wit’ my mouth, lips, and tongue, eatin’ it like there’s a chocolate-covered cherry stuck dead in the center of her pussy.