"Sarah Brewer has to audition? I thought she was their centerpiece?"

"She is, but they all have to audition each year. For her, it's just a formality. It allows them to get rid of dead wood by having them beaten out by competition.

Wild horses couldn't keep her away on Thursday. Taping it for you will be the ultimate thrill. Have the TV and VCR here, setup and ready on Friday, because she'll deliver the tape and won't be wearing panties."

"It'll be ready."

"You'll be on your own, Jack, so don't be bashful. Seduce her. She must be seduced. I'm the only woman that doesn't like being seduced. My ideal seduction is a man that grabs me by the cunt and says, 'Let's fuck!' And a man who seduces me in a public place gets fucked in a public place, or he don't get fucked-ever, not by me he don't. It's a policy I stick to. It discourages those who just want to look cool."

"Yeah, that's what I heard, and I was in Nam when I heard it."

"Yeah? Which one did you hear about? Cool fuckers came out of the woodwork when you left for Nam."

"That's what I heard and I heard it from a 1st Cav door gunner, Jake Evans. The fucker pulls my team out of a hot LZ… rat a tat tat… hey, Jack! It's me, Jake, Jake Evans… rat a tat tat… How the fuck ya been, bro?… rat a tat tat… Long time no see… rat a tat tat… I fucked your wife in a parking lot at the Piggly Wiggly… rat a tat tat… rat a tat tat… great piece of ass… rat… He took a bullet right through the head."

"You shot him?"

"No, the dinks got him. I wouldn't shoot Jake for fucking a slut."

"Wow. I don't even remember that fuck or Jake Evans. Was he at the wedding?"

"No, he was a year ahead of us. He was on his second tour with the Cav. I doubt you'd remember him, but I should think you'd remember getting fucked in a Piggly Wiggly parking lot."