
The next day, she called him at work.
“Let’s do it.”
“Do what?” he asked.
“The god thing. Let’s do it.”
It took Phil a few moments to remember the debate, so far back had he pushed it in his mind. “But I thought you said you didn’t-”
“I didn’t. Not then. But I’ve changed my mind.”
“Oh yeah? Why is that?”
“I saw a cat come back from the dead today.”
“Okay.” Phil sat back. “I like cats, too, honey, but I don’t think that qualifies as a sign.”
“Just listen. I ran over the cat.”
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“Let me finish,” she said. “I got out and checked on it, but it was dead. Then this little girl who was watching came over and touched it, and it was alive again. Just like that.”
He scowled. “Children shouldn’t be allowed to play with divine favor.”
“The point is that she was able to save a life. And I thought, if a little girl can save a cat, what could I do with that kind of power? And I thought maybe you were right. It’s not the gods. It’s what we choose to do with their gifts.”
“So now you want to do it? The god thing?”
“Yes,” she said. “Maybe. I don’t know. It’s not something to take lightly, and maybe I’ll change my mind later. But it can’t hurt to look, I suppose.”
Phil hesitated.
“It was your idea in the first place,” she said.
“True.” He shrugged. “I guess it can’t hurt to look.”
And now, six hours later, here they were back on Pantheon, trying to find the god for them.
They ran through dozens more. Teri found a reason to disqualify most of them, and the few she did approve of didn’t suit Phil. Choosing a god wasn’t as simple as he’d first thought. All the really useful gods were in high demand, and they knew it. And the more powerful a deity, the more demanded of his followers. You had to pass a credit check to merely look at Zeus’s profile, and Tyr demanded you cut off one of your hands as a show of devotion if you wanted full benefits. And that was if you were even accepted in the first place. Some gods wanted blood. Others wanted money. Most wanted blood and money. But there were other costs. Vows of silence, poverty, chastity, ruthlessness, and so on. There was always a price, even for the most minor and inconsequential of divine favors, and Phil and Teri found they weren’t usually willing to pay it.
