Me, I think I’m getting ulcers.

Anyway, he looked in my direction, his face a question. "Yeah?"

I didn’t know what I had intended to say. After a moment, I blurted out, "You really should put on your shoulder straps."

"What for?" he replied in that too-smooth voice of his. "If the programmed stasis delay works, it won’t matter if I’m standing on my head when they rev up the Huang Effect. And if it doesn’t work…" He shrugged. "Well, man, those straps will slice you like a hard-boiled egg."

Typical. I sighed and pulled my straps tighter, the thick nylon bands reassuringly solid. I saw him smile, just a bit — but also just enough so that he could be sure that I would see the smile, the patronizing expression.

A crackle of static from the radio speaker fought to be heard above the sounds of the helicopter, then: "Brandy, Miles, are you ready?" It was the precise voice of Ching-Mei Huang herself, measured, monotonal, clicking over the consonants like a series of circuit breakers.

"Ready and waiting," Klicks said, jaunty.

"Let’s get it over with," I said.

"Brandy, are you okay?" asked Ching-Mei.

"I’m fine," I lied, wishing I had a bucket to throw up into. The swaying back and forth was getting to me. "Just do it, will you?"

"As you say," she replied. "Sixty seconds to Throwback. Good luck — and God protect." I was sure that little reference to God was for the sake of the network cameras. Ching-Mei was an atheist; she only had faith in empirical data, in experimental results.

I took a deep breath and looked around the small room. His Majesty’s Canadian Timeship Charles Hazelius Sternberg. Great name, eh? We’d had a list of about a dozen paleontologists we could have honored, but old Charlie won out because, in addition to his pioneering fossil hunting in Alberta, he’d actually written a science-fiction story about time travel, published in 1917. The PR people loved that.