But I had intelligent conversations with Valerie in the early days, as well.

And as for this friend of Holly’s… I don’t know. I suppose allowances must be made because she’s an artist.

But is cartooning really art? My mother would surely think so.

But Mom thinks the lint she picks from the dryer and hot-glues to clothespins is art. And sadly, she is supported in this belief by the art community of Tucson, where she’s lately set up a studio.

Still, though she may be an artist, Ms. Harris does have very shiny hair. It’s brown, like her eyes.

The tattoo of a cat head—Wondercat, I’m supposing—she wears just above her right ankle is somewhat off-putting, however. And her mouth never seems to stop moving. Now she’s telling the flight attendant how much she enjoyed the male lead’s last film, in which he played some kind of mutant.

This seat is so uncomfortable. I can just fit into it, if I don’t inhale.

Oh, well. I’ve slept in worse places. At least there aren’t any guerrillas hiding in nearby undergrowth, waiting for the opportunity to slit my throat. Or snakes.

God, I hate snakes.

So that’s something, anyway.

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Benvenuti in

(Welcome to)

Alitalia Inflight Menu

Colazione

(Breakfast)

Spremuta fresca di arancia

Omelette alle erbe fini con funghi, pomodori e bacon ala griglia

Assortimento di tieviti e pano tostate caldi

Caffe, te, latte

Freshly squeezed orange juice

Herb omelette accompanied with mushrooms, grilled cherry tomatoes, and bacon

Assortment of pastries and croissants

Coffee, tea, milk

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Travel Diary of Jane Harris