
“You looking to get some sun sitting out here?” she asked. “Didn’t you get enough of that in Hawaii?”
I told her about Vinnie and DeAngelo, and how I was guarding the bus.
“It’s a hunk of junk anyways,” Lula said.
“What’s up for today?” I asked her. “Are you filing?”
“Hell no, I’m not getting stuck in the death trap bus. I’ll go catch bad guys with you.” She looked down at the files in my lap. “Who we gonna do first? Anything fun come in?”
“Joyce Barnhardt.”
“Say what?”
“She shoplifted a necklace and assaulted the store owner.”
“I hate Joyce Barnhardt,” Lula said. “She’s mean. She told me I was fat. Can you imagine?”
It wasn’t exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. Or maybe it was that there was an excess of Lula and not ever enough fabric.
“I thought we’d save Joyce for last,” I told Lula. “I’m not looking forward to knocking on her door.”
Connie’s Hyundai cruised down the street, made a U-turn, and parked behind the bus. Connie and Vinnie got out and walked over to me.
“Is DeAngelo here?” Vinnie asked.
“Yes,” I told him. “He’s inside the building.”
Vinnie growled, doing his best imitation of a crazed badger backed into a corner, claws out.
“Cripes,” Lula said.
“It’s okay to go into the bus,” I said to Vinnie. “DeAngelo only blows things up at night.”
We all stood looking at the bus for a moment, not sure we believed that to be true.
“What the hell,” Vinnie finally said. “My life’s in the crapper anyway.”
And he disappeared inside the bus.
