Once, tempted by a free evening, he phoned a young woman he had not seen for two months. When she recognized his voice she cried out: "My God, it's you! I've been waiting and waiting for you to call! I really needed you to call me!" and she said this so insistently, so pathetically, that the familiar anxiety clutched Klima's heart, and he felt in his whole being that the dreaded moment had now arrived. And because he wanted to confront the truth as quickly as possible, he went on the attack: "Why are you saying that in such a tragic tone of voice?" "Mama died yesterday," the young woman replied, and he was relieved, though he knew that someday he would not escape the misfortune he dreaded.
5
"All right, what's this all about?" said the drummer, and Klima finally returned to his senses. He looked around at the musicians' worried faces and told them what had happened to him. They laid down their instruments and tried to help him with advice.
The first piece of advice was radical: it came from the eighteen-year-old guitarist, who declared that the kind of woman who had just phoned their leader and trumpeter has to be brushed off. "Tell her she can do whatever she wants. The brat isn't yours, it's got nothing to do with you. If she keeps insisting, a blood test will show who the father is."
Klima pointed out that blood tests mostly prove nothing, and therefore the woman's accusation prevails.
The guitarist replied that there wouldn't have to be any blood test. When you fend off a young woman, she's very careful to avoid taking useless steps, and when she realizes that the man she accused is no pushover, she gets rid of the kid at her own expense. "And even if she ends up having it, we'll all go, all of us in the band, and testify in court that we'd all been to bed with her. Let them try to find out which one of us is the father!"