"You can sit and glare at me and make sure it does."

They laughed. He kissed the end of her nose, and they strolled the rest of the way in perfect accord, their arms about each other's waists.

What had they been arguing about? She'd forgotten before they reached home. All that was left was the joy of being in harmony with him again. That joy lifted her up so that she seemed to float on air. He existed. The world was a perfect place.

The supper was just as she had planned, soft lights, a rose beside her plate. But this time it was his doing. Afterward they sat on the sofa and he poured wine bought specially for the occasion.

"Forgive me?" he asked, lifting his glass to her.

"For what?"

"For being an insufferable know-it-all who can't stop sticking his oar in where it isn't wanted."

"Oh, that," she said airily. "I'm used to that. In fact, I'd better forgive you now for all the future occasions, too. Think how much time I'll save."

They laughed together. It was the perfect moment. She was sure of it. She leaned forward and very deliberately placed her lips against his.

She hadn't gotten it wrong, she thought eagerly. She could feel the tremor in him that was the mirror image of her own. She pressed closer, kissing him more insistently until his response leaped up like fire, and his hands were on her arms, holding her tight.

But in the same moment she felt him gently pushing her away and separating his lips from hers. Pink with embarrassment and disappointment she glared at him.

"Is there something wrong with me?" she demanded, aggressive to hide her anguish.

"No," he said gently, "there's nothing wrong with you at all."

She glared suspiciously. "You're not gay, are you?"

He grinned and shook his head. "Word of honor."

"Then why won't you kiss me, you rotten swine?"