Princess Mia:As far as I know, he’s still in Japan. And we’re just friends.
teenSTYLE: Right! You’ve often been seen in the company of fellow AEHS senior John Paul Reynolds-Abernathy IV. That’s him painting that bench over there, isn’t it?
Princess Mia:Uh…yeah.
teenSTYLE: So…don’t keep us in suspense! Is J.P. the special guy who’ll be escorting you to Albert Einstein High’s senior prom? And what will you be wearing? You know metallics are in this season…can we count on you to glitter in gold?
Princess Mia:Oh, no! I’m so sorry! My bodyguard didn’t mean to kick that paint can over onto you. How clumsy of him! Do send me the dry-cleaning bill.
Lars:Care of the Royal Genovian press office, Fifth Avenue.
Her Royal Highness
Dowager Princess
Clarisse Marie Grimaldi Renaldo
requests the pleasure of your company at a soiree to celebrate the eighteenth birthday of
Her Royal Highness
Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo
on Monday the First of May at seven o’clock in the evening at South Street Seaport, Pier Eleven
The Royal Genovian Yacht Clarisse 3
Yale University
Dear Princess Amelia,
Congratulations on your admission to Yale College! Announcing the good news to a candidate is the absolute best part of my job, and it gives me great pleasure to send you this letter. You have every reason to feel proud of our offer of admission. I know that Yale would be an even richer and more vital place for your being here—