
"They've got a new fellow behind the bar." He and Garth chuckled.
They knew what was going to happen. Justin sighed. So did he.
Peters ordered a gin and tonic, O'Connell a scotch on the rocks. Justin asked for a Bud. Sure as hell, the bartender said, "I'll be right with you two gents"-he nodded to Justin's coworkers-"but for you, sir, I'll need some ID."
With another sigh, Justin produced his driver's license. "Here."
The bartender looked at him, looked at his picture on the license, and looked at his birthdate. He scowled.
"You were born in 1978? No way."
"His real name's Dorian Gray," Garth said helpfully.
"Oh, shut up," Justin muttered, and then, louder, to the bartender, "Yeah, I really turned forty this past spring." He was slightly pudgy, but he'd been slightly pudgy since he was a toddler. And he'd been very blond since the day he was born. If he had any silver mixed with the gold, it didn't show. He also stayed out of the sun as much as he could, because he burned to a crisp when he didn't. That left him with a lot fewer lines and wrinkles than his buddies, who were both a couple of years younger than he.
Shaking his head, the bartender slid Justin a beer. "You coulda fooled me," he said. "You go around picking up high school girls?" His hands shaped an hourglass in the air.
"No." Justin stared down at the reflections of the ceiling lights on the polished bar.
"Middle school," Garth suggested. He'd already made his scotch disappear. Justin gave him a dirty look. It was such a dirty look, it got through to Sean Peters. He tapped Garth on the arm. For a wonder, Garth eased off.
Justin finished the Bud, threw a twenty on the bar, and got up to leave. "Not going to have another one?"
Peters asked, surprised.
"Nope." Justin shook his head. "Got some things to do. See you in the morning." Out he went, walking fast so his friends couldn't stop him.
