You forgot to complain about yourgrandmother.

No, I didn't. Grandmere has beenin Palm Springs having a chemical face peel. She won't be back untiltonight.

Mia, I thought you prided yourself onthe fact that you and Michael had this open and honest relationship.Why don't you just ask him yourself if he plans on going?

I CAN'T DO THAT! I mean, then itwill sound like I am asking him to ask me.

No, it won't.

Yes, it will.

No, it won't.

Yes,it will.

No, it won't. And not all co-eds havelarge breasts. You really ought to speak to a mental health specialistabout this absurd fixation you have with the size of your chest. It'snot healthy.

Oh, there's the bell, THANKGOD!!!!!!

Wednesday, April30, Giftedand Talented

IT IS NOT FAIR. I mean, I know myfriends have more important things on their minds than the prom —Michael is busy

with graduation and Skinner Box, his band; Lilly's gother TV show which, even if it is still only on the public accesschannel, continues to break new ground in television news journalismevery week; Tina's still looking for a guy to replace her ex, DaveFarouq El-Abar, in her heart; Shameeka's got cheerleading, and Ling Suhas Art Club and all.

But, HELLO!!!!!!! Isn't ANYONEthinking about the prom? ANYONE AT ALL, besides me and Shameeka??? Imean, it

is next week, and Michael hasn't asked me yet. NEXT WEEK!!!!Shameeka is right, if we are going, we really have to start planningfor it now.



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