Trust Boris to go, 'Oh, methaneice-worms. Yes, of course. If they turn out to be ubiquitous on shallowsea-floor gas
deposits, they could have a significant impact on howmethane deposits are formed and dissolve in seawater, and how
we goabout mining and otherwise harvesting natural gas as a source ofenergy.'
Which, you know, is good to knowfor my essay and all, but seriously. Why does he even know this?
I don't know how Lilly puts upwith him. I really don't.
Wednesday, April 30,French
Thank God for Tina Hakim Baba. Atleast SHE understands how I feel. AND she totally sympathizes. She saysthat it has always been her dream to go to the prom with the man sheloves - like Molly Ringwald dreamed of going to the prom with AndrewMcCarthy.
Sadly for Tina, however, the manshe loves - or once loved - dumped her for a girl named Jasmine withturquoise braces.
But Tina says she will learn to love again, if shecan find a man willing to break down the self-defensive emotional wallshe
has built-up around herself since Dave Farouq El-Abar's betrayal.It was looking like Peter Hu, whom Tina met over
Spring Break, mightsucceed, but Peter's obsession with Korn soon drove her away, as itwould any right-thinking woman.
Tina thinks Michael is going toask tomorrow, on my birthday. About the prom, I mean. Oh, please letthat be true! It would
be the best birthday present anyone has evergiven me. Except for when my mom gave me Fat Louie, of course.
Except I hope he doesn't do it,you know. In front of my family. Because Michael is coming out with uson my birthday. We are going to dinner tomorrow night with Grandmere