
"So would I." Charles pondered further. "Not much of a choice, is it? Muster with the regulars or go home, live on Cousin Madeline's charity, and sit on a cracker barrel telling war stories for the rest of my life." He chewed the cigar again, fiercely. Casting a quizzical look at Duncan, he asked, "You sure they'd have me in the regulars?"
"Charlie, hundreds of former reb — ah, Confederates are entering the Army. You just have to do what they do."
"What's that?"
"When you enlist, lie like hell."
"Next," said the recruiting sergeant.
Charles walked to the stained table, which had a reeking spittoon underneath. Next door, a man screamed as a barber yanked his tooth.
The noncom smelled of gin, looked twenty years past retirement age, and did everything slowly. Charles had already sat for an hour while the sergeant processed two wild-eyed young men, neither of whom spoke English. One answered every question by thumping his chest and exclaiming, "Budapest, Budapest." The other thumped his chest and exclaimed, "United States Merica." God save the Plains Army.
The sergeant pinched his veined nose. " 'fore we go on, do me a favor. Take that God-awful collection of rags or whatever it is and drop it outside. It looks disgusting and it smells like sheep shit."
Simmering, Charles folded the gypsy robe and put it neatly on the plank walk outside the door. Back at the table, he watched the sergeant ink his pen.
"You know the enlistment's five years —"
Charles nodded.
"Infantry or cavalry?"
"Cavalry."
That one word gave him away. Hostile, the sergeant said, "Southron?"
"South Carolina."
