

Jeffrey Archer
Hell
The first book in the Prison Diary series, 2002
To
Foul-Weather Friends
INVICTUS
William Ernest Henley (1849-1903)
Volume One
Belmarsh: Hell
Day 1 Thursday 19 July 2001
12.07 pm
‘You are sentenced to four years.’ Mr Justice Potts stares down from the bench, unable to hide his delight. He orders me to be taken down.
A Securicor man who was sitting beside me while the verdict was read out points towards a door on my left which has not been opened during the seven-week trial. I turn and glance at my wife Mary seated at the back of the court, head bowed, ashen-faced, a son on either side to comfort her.
I’m led downstairs to be met by a court official, and thus I begin an endless process of form-filling. Name? Archer. Age? 61. Weight? 178lbs, I tell him.
‘What’s that in stones?’ the prison officer demands.
‘12st 10lbs,’ I reply. I only know because I weighed myself in the gym this morning.
