
He spent the afternoon walking around town. In a gun shop, the proprietor, a man named McLarendon, took some rifles and shotguns off the wall and let him get the feel of them. A sign on the wall readGUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE UNLESS YOU AIM REAL GOOD. Keller talked politics with McLarendon, and socioeconomics. It wasn’t that tricky to figure out his position and to adopt it as one’s own.
“What I really been meaning to buy,” Keller said, “is a handgun.”
“You want to protect yourself and your property,” McLarendon said.
“That’s the idea.”
“And your loved ones.”
“Sure.”
He let the man sell him a gun. There was, locally, a cooling-off period. You picked out your gun, filled out a form, and four days later you could come back and pick it up.
“You a hothead?” McLarendon asked him. “You fixing to lean out the car window, bag a state trooper on the way home?”
“It doesn’t seem likely.”
“Then I’ll show you a trick. We just backdate this form and you’ve already had your cooling-off period. I’d say you look cool enough to me.”
“You’re a good judge of character.”
The man grinned. “This business,” he said, “a man’s got to be.”
It was nice, a town that size. You got into your car and drove for ten minutes and you were way out in the country.
Keller stopped the Taurus at the side of the road, cut the ignition, rolled down the window. He took the gun from one pocket and the box of shells from the other. The gun-McLarendon had kept calling it a weapon-was a.38-caliber revolver with a two-inch barrel. McLarendon would have liked to sell him something heavier and more powerful. If Keller had wanted, he probably would have been thrilled to sell him a bazooka.
Keller loaded the gun and got out of the car. There was a beer can lying on its side perhaps twenty yards off. He aimed at it, holding the gun in one hand. A few years ago they started firing two-handed in cop shows on TV, and nowadays that was all you saw, television cops leaping through doorways and spinning around corners, gun gripped rigidly in both hands, held out in front of their bodies like a fire hose. Keller thought it looked silly. He’d feel self-conscious, holding a gun like that.
