Arnold Crumley figured this had to be the luckiest day of his life.

"Ummmmmmm, I am going to have fun playing with you, Arnold Crumley," Bambi Starr said.

"You, you are?" Arnold Crumley stammered at the pretty girl nervously.

"Ummmmmm, I am going to sap y'all dry of your essential juices."

"Ohhhhhhh."

"What's the matter, do you feel a little ache in your balls?" she said.

"Yeah."

"Are your trousers getting a little tight, Arnold Crumley?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"It is going to be a long walk to the gravel pits, huh?" she said.

"I am going to be walking with a limp soon," Arnold Crumley said.

"Maybe we should walk a little bit faster," the girl said.

"You sound like maybe you are getting horny too," he said.

"Me? Ha! That's a laugh," Bambi Starr said, baring her teeth.

"I do not understand your humor, Bambi," Arnold Crumley said.

"I am horny twenty-four hours a day," Bambi Starr exclaimed.

"Oh. You are even horny in your sleep?" Arnold Crumley asked.

"I am even horny in my sleep," Bambi Starr said quite sincerely.

Arnold Crumley figured he was the luckiest man on the face of the earth. The hillbilly thought he had died.

Arnold Crumley thought he had died and had gone to Heaven.

It took what seemed to both Bambi Starr and Arnold Crumley like forever but they finally made it to the seclusion of the marrow beds.

It was a beautiful sunny summer day in the hills of West Virginia.

"Let's get naked."

"Okay."

They did.

"What do you want to do?"

"I have an odd request."

"What's that?"

"I – gosh, I cannot bring myself to say it," Arnold Crumley said.

"Go ahead. Remember, I'll do anything," Bambi Starr said.

"Would you let me stick my big toe inside your fanny?" he said.