Two sausages remained in the stack of pancakes – two pricks. One prick was his own, and the other belonged to Ben Konig, his best buddy. The sausages were the same size, so Willy had to pretend that one was bigger than the other one. In real life, Ben's cock was a monster. Willy had seen a lot of cocks, but never one as big as Ben's. Shit, the six-foot-three, 210-pound captain of the high school football team didn't even have a cock as big as Ben's. Willy wished his own cock was as big as Ben's. Man, he'd just walk down the street then, wave his cock in the air, and all the chicks would come running. It was true that they didn't come running to Ben like that, but that was because Ben was so fucking shy, and – hard to believe – embarrassed by the size of his dick.

Man, Willy thought, if I was Ben, I'd do nothing but shove my pecker in and out of girls' pussies. And the one I'd fuck the most would be Janet's. Oh, Christ!

Willy beat his pecker hard now. Every time he thought of Janet Konig, Ben's older sister, he almost shot his jizz on the spot. Janet was the sexiest girl he'd ever seen in his life. In fact, she was probably the sexiest girl any guy in town had ever seen. She was a nymphomaniac – at least according to all the guys in school. She was supposed to have fucked at least three hundred of the three-hundred-fifty guys in the high school, including her three older brothers – Mike, Tim, and Brian. Some guys claimed she fucked her own dad, but Willy didn't believe that, because these same guys claimed she fucked the principal, and Willy couldn't believe that had happened – because the principal was his own father!

Willy glanced up at the newspaper behind which his father sat. Is it true, Dad? He wanted to ask. Is it true you fucked Janet? Naw, it couldn't be. He didn't think his balding, forty-five-year-old father could even get a hard-on anymore, let alone have the guts to stick it between the legs of a flaming nymphomaniac.