
“Is that a fact? I heard a joke there a while ago. Maybe now’s not the time, though. Ah… harmless enough though. It’s about a roadblock with a gang of thugs up in Belfast. Doesn’t matter if they’re Catholics or Protestants for this one. They stop this fella driving his car and they stick a gun in the window, like. ‘Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?’ they ask. ‘Neither,’ says the man. ‘I’m a Jew.’ So that sets them back a bit. They have to think about that one, you see. Finally one of them asks: ‘Are you a Protestant Jew or Catholic Jew though?’ ”
“I think that’d be a good one another time,” Minogue allowed. “Do you know Abrams, the jewellers down in Dame Street?”
“Beside the hat-shop? I do.”
“They’re Jews. I bought Kathleen’s ring there. It didn’t fit properly so I brought it back. She thought I had bought it for another girl. Or so she said. Bernard Abrams was in it then. He fixed it. I was by the place there a few months ago and the son was selling out. To go to Canada, I think.”
“Hold on a minute. There’s a Dr Lewis up in the Rotunda: he’s a Jew, isn’t he?” Hoey asked.
“To be sure. If you hadn’t been a Galwegian, you’d have been one of the thousands that Lewis delivered. It was him who landed Kathleen and meself with our two. Three actually…” Minogue felt a tingle, all that was left after the years had cauterized the memory of their first child, an infant, Eamonn. They had been told at the time that the child had forgotten to breathe.
“Well the Lewises go back a long time. A family of doctors,” Minogue added.
He took a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself. Damn and blast that Jimmy Kilmartin, the sleeveen: all that talk about Victor Hugo and loaning him books to read in the hospital hadn’t changed him an iota. Damn him the more for infecting me with his own anger and anxiety, thought Minogue as the car turned into the street where Fine’s house was.
