"Just be careful with this rising starlet," Connie said, still smiling at Kathy. "The last one you – uh, trained – wound up suing us."

"What?" Kathy asked in surprise, feeling a little uncomfortable as Connie still gripped her hand in hers.

"My wife talks too much," Bob said, looking warningly at his wife.

"What he means, is that I hate lying and love the truth. Paternity suit," Connie whispered softly as she dropped Kathy's hand.

"Oh, well, I'm married," Kathy said, realizing how stupid she must have sounded.

"Oh, well, that makes all the difference, doesn't it? I mean, if you get pregnant, we can always blame it on hubby. You're finally using your head, Bob," Connie said, stepping back and smiling at the two of them.

"Connie, you've said enough," Bob said, noticing that Kathy was embarrassed and confused by his wife's little speech.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Have I spilled the beans? She'd have found out about you sooner or later. And about me, I guess, too," Connie said, grinning slyly at Kathy.

"I'm afraid I don't understand," Kathy said, playing dumb as she tried to hide her guilt and nervousness.

"Honey, I might be a little blunt but I can spot come running down a leg from a mile," Connie said, pointing at the trail of jizz that showed under the bright spotlights.

"I-I," Kathy stammered.

Connie broke out into loud laughter, then suddenly moved forward and kissed her lightly on the cheek.

"Don't worry. I'm not going to throw the betrayed wife scene with you, honey. Maybe we can get together and talk about this. I'm sure I could tell you amusing stories long into the night about my husband and me. But I've got to run now. Bye, Bob. Enjoy your new find," Connie said as she kissed her husband lightly on the forehead and edged out of the aisle.