“I” will definitely have them again, said an inner voice. Even if this body doesn’t make it.

Yes, came a reply. But that won’t be me. Not exactly.

I shook off the old existential quandary. Anyway, a cheap utility rox like me can’t smell. At the moment, I could barely grasp the concept.

The blue-eyed fellow shrugged and turned away. But the next second, something struck pavement near my left foot, ricocheting across the plaza.

Beta had to be desperate, shooting stones at me amid a throng of real citizens! People glanced around. Some eyes narrowed toward me.

And to think, this morning started so well.

I tried to hurry, making a few more meters farther across the plaza before I was stopped by a trio of young men — well-dressed young archies — intentionally blocking my path.

“Will you look at this mule?” the tall one said. Another, with fashionably translucent skin and reddish eyes, jabbed a finger at me. “Hey, ditto! What’s the rush? You can’t still be hoping for an afterlife! Who’s gonna want you back, all torn up like that?”

I knew how I must look. Beta’s gang had pummeled me good before I managed to escape. Anyway, I was only an hour or two short of expiration and my cracking pseudoflesh showed clear signs of enzyme decay. The albino guffawed at the trash can lid I was wielding as a shield. He sniffed loudly, wrinkling his nose.

“It smells bad, too. Like garbage. Spoilin’ my appetite. Hey! Maybe we have cause for a civil complaint, you reckon?”

“Yeah. How about it, golem?” the tall one leered. “Give us your owner’s code. Cough up a refund on our dinner!”

I raised a placating hand. “Come on, fellas. I’m on an urgent errand for my original. I really do have to get home. I’m sure you hate it when your dittos are kept from you.”