"Oh, good!" Lois exclaimed, straightening her skirt, and hurrying through the door into the outer offices. "This could be a story."

Superman stood there in his tight, blue-and-red suit, his hands on his hips and his great nine-inch cock with its burgeoning, circumcised corona outlined against the thin fabric. Lois, in her state of reluctant, semi-arousal, found her gaze drawn to that impressively powerful cudgel.

"I'm afraid it's just the opposite," Superman said in his quiet voice. "In fact, I need you to cover for me while I'm away."

"Oh!" Lois said, startled, tearing her eyes away from that massively silhouetted penis, ashamed at the way her thoughts were going and afraid that Superman could read them.

Perry White and Jimmy were standing there behind her as Superman spoke to them all together. "The Outlaws of Zinn have been released from the prison where they've been kept for the last six thousand years. I've received a message from Zoltar that they're getting ready to come here, to earth, to carry out some evil plan. Zoltar located them at their secret base on a planet called Wishtar in the Zoramian Galaxy. I must go there to meet them and stop them before they bring chaos to earth.

"Gee, Superman," Jimmy said. "This sounds like a really big story."

Superman shook his head. "That's exactly what it mustn't be, Jimmy. You see, if Lex Luthor finds out I'm away, there's no telling what kind of trouble he'll try to cause, and I won't be here to do anything about it."

Perry said, "Superman, you're the fastest man with a cape in the universe. Shouldn't take you long to get back for anything."

"Wrong, Mr. White. The Zoramian Galaxy is a hundred light years away. It's a three-week round-trip, at least."

Lois looked around in disgust. "Where's Clark now? He's never around when the big things are happening."