
The third week brings the phantom shadows that circle around and around the dining room walls when everybody is seated at the table. There might be more events after that, but nobody's lasted a fourth week.
To the new owner, Helen Hoover Boyle says, "Unless you're ready to go to court and prove the house is unlivable, unless you can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the previous owners knew this was happening..." She says, "I have to tell you." She says, "You lose a case like this, after you generate all this bad publicity, and that house will be worthless."
It's not a bad house, 325 Crestwood Terrace, English Tudor, newer composition roof, four bedrooms, three and a half baths. An in-ground pool. Our hero doesn't even have to look at the fact sheet. She's sold this house six times in the past two years.
Another house, the New England saltbox on Eton Court, six bedrooms, four baths, pinepaneled entryway, and blood running down the kitchen walls, she's sold that house eight times in the past four years.
To the new owner, she says, "Got to put you on hold for a minute," and she hits the red button.
Helen, she's wearing a white suit and shoes, but not snow white. It's more the white of downhill skiing in Banff with a private car and driver on call, fourteen pieces of matched luggage, and a suite at the Hotel Lake Louise.
To the doorway, our hero says, "Mona? Moonbeam?" Louder, she says, "Spirit-Girl?"
She drums her pen against the folded newspaper page on her desk and says, "What's a three-letter word for 'rodent'?"
The police scanner gargles words, mumbles and barks, repeating "Copy?" after every line. Repeating "Copy?"
