
The sign at 3465 Walker Ridge Drive says Boyle Realty. Shown by appointment only.
At another house, a woman in a maid's uniform answered the door with a little fiveor six-year-old girl looking out from behind the maid's black skirt. The maid shook her head, saying she didn't know anything. "You'll have to call the listing agent," she said, "Helen Boyle. It's on the sign."
And the little girl said, "She's a witch."
And the maid closed the door.
Now inside the Gartoller house, Helen Hoover Boyle walks through the echoing, white empty rooms. She's still on her phone as she walks. Her cloud of pink hair, her fitted pink suit, her legs in white stockings, her feet in pink, medium heels. Her lips are gummy with pink lipstick. Her arms sparkle and rattle with gold and pink bracelets, gold chains, charms, and coins.
Enough ornaments for a Christmas tree. Pearls big enough to choke a horse.
Into the phone, she says, "Did you call the people in the Exeter House? They should've run screaming out of there two weeks ago."
She walks through tall double doors, into the next room, then the next.
"Uh-huh," she says. "What do you mean, they're not living there?"
Tall arched windows look out onto a stone terrace. Beyond that is a lawn striped with lawn mower tracks, beyond that a swimming pool.
Into the phone, she says, "You don't spend a million-two on a house and then not live there." Her voice is loud and sharp in these rooms without furniture or carpets.
A small pink and white purse hangs from a long gold chain looped over her shoulder.
Five foot six. A hundred and eighteen pounds. It would be hard to peg her age. She's so thin she must be either dying or rich. Her suit's some kind of nubby sofa fabric, edged with white braid. It's pink, but not shrimp pink. It's more the color of shrimp pate served on a water cracker with a sprig of parsley and a dollop of caviar. The jacket is tailored tight at her pinched waist and padded square at her shoulders. The skirt is short and snug. The gold buttons, huge.
