
I closed my eyes for a few seconds. Then I said, “No, you don’t understand, Plum. It’s the same as telling the horses apart. If you could pass me a knife and a screwdriver and a saw and I don’t know what else, there would be a space big enough to crawl through, and I wouldn’t need the tools to begin with. Like the horses.”
“Look out, Evan.”
“Huh?”
Look out for what, I wondered. And, in answer to my question, something plummeted through the breathing tube and hit me in the mouth. I made the appropriate noise and Plum said that she was sorry but that she had warned me. This was true enough.
I found the thing that had hit me. I said, “Oh.”
“You see, Evan?”
“It’s one of those knives,” I said.
“Yes.”
“One of those knives with a hundred blades in it.”
“Sixteen blades, I think.”
“They sell them in those little schlock shops on Times Square. Swiss Navy knives or something-”
“Swiss Army pocketknives.”
“That’s it.” I began opening the knife. There was a nail file, a tiny pair of scissors, a thing for making holes in your belt-
“It was my father’s,” Plum said. “It was his legacy to me. I always carry it.”
“I didn’t know he was in the Swiss Army.”
“He was in every army at one time or another. My mother told me this. My father was a brave mad Welshman with wild eyes and the soul of a poet.”
I kept on opening the knife. A can opener, a cap lifter, a saw, a couple of cutting blades, a chisel-
“You carry this around all the time?”
“Always, Evan.”
“I’m glad you do, but why?”
“For protection, Evan. A girl my age-”
“Protection?”
“Yes.”
“By the time you found the right blade, and got it open, you wouldn’t have much left to protect.”
She began to giggle. I opened a few more blades and found one that was designed, among other things, for unscrewing screws. I think it also told time, recited the Lord’s Prayer in three languages, and kept bridge scores. Plum went on giggling, and I started doing things to the screws that held the hinges that connected the coffin lid to the coffin.
