Friday, January 1, Midnight,
Royal Genovian Bedchamber
My New Year's Resolutions
by Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo
aged 14 and 8 months
1. I will stop biting myfingernails, including the fake ones.
2. I will stop lying. Grandmereknows when I am lying anyway, thanks to my traitorous nostrils whichflare every
time I tell a fib, so it's not like there is even apointin trying to be less than truthful.
3. I will never veer from theprepared script while delivering televised addresses to the Genovianpublic.
4. I will stopaccidentally saying French swear words in front of theladies-in-waiting.
5. I will stop letting Francois, my Genovian bodyguard,teach me French swear words.
6. I will apologize to the Genovian Olive Growers'Association for that thing with the pits.
7. I will apologize to the Royal Chef for slippingGrandmere's dog that slice of foie gras (even though I have told the
palace kitchen repeatedly that I do not eat meat).
8. I will stop lecturing the Royal Genovian Press Corpson the evils of paparrazism.
9. I will achieve self-actualization.
10.I will stop thinking so much about Michael Moscovitz.
Oh, wait. It's OK for me tothink about Michael Moscovitz, BECAUSEHE IS MY BOYFRIEND NOW!!!!!!!!
MT+ MM = TRUE LOVE4-EVER