The chick disappeared, leaving the guys in the kitchen with the other woman, and they saw that she didn't look much like her daughter, the chick who had answered the door. In fact, she looked just like the sort of woman who would fuck Larry and Dennis.

Jim and Joe decided to wait a few minutes,

but in their excitement, they mistook ten seconds to be three or four minutes, and they started for the house where their friends had entered. As they walked to the front door, they saw it open and the gorgeous chick step out. They were surprised to see her leaving just after Chuck and Tom had gone in.

When the girl saw them, she said, "Your friends are inside. Go right in." Then she giggled and shook her head as she walked away.

Jim and Joe looked at each other in amazement as they stumbled up the front stairs. They opened the door and walked in.

"Who's there," a voice cried.

"Uh, we're looking for our friends," Jim said. "Ohhhhh, come right in," the voice said. As Jim and Joe made their way to the kitchen, the first thing they saw was their buddies standing there and looking dismal. They walked into the kitchen and looked around. There was an old woman standing at the refrigerator, pulling out bottles of milk, Coke and other goodies.

"I'm always so glad to have some nice, young boys drop in," she was saying.

She was older than any of their mothers, sort of on the fat side and not really good-looking by any stretch of the imagination. Could this be the woman they'd been talking about? By the way she was glaring at them, they knew she was.

She asked them their names, they told her and she introduced herself as Mrs. Nerdak. She put glasses, bottles of milk, and soda, and bags of cookies on the table and told them to dig in. She stood there wringing her hands and glaring at them and the guys didn't know what to do. They were thinking about Larry and Dennis and how they'd gotten themselves into this mess by listening to what those two characters said. Larry and Dennis would fuck a snake, and they were each cursing themselves for letting those two weird guys turn them on to this old lady.