
Then you went to the canteen and had a joke with the lads, fixing a smile to your face whether you were listening or not.
`Here, Inspector, have you heard the one about the squid with the moustache? He goes into a restaurant and-‘
Rebus turned away from the DC's story towards his ringing phone.
`DI Rebus.’
He listened for a moment, the smile melting from his face. Then he put down the receiver and lifted his jacket from the back of his chair.
`Bad news?’ asked the DC.
'You're not joking, son.’
The High Street was packed with people, most of them just browsing. Young people bobbed up and down trying to instil enthusiasm in the Fringe productions they were supporting. Supporting them? They were probably the leads in them. They busily thrust flyers into hands already full of similar sheets.
`Only two quid, best value on the Fringe!' `You won't see another show like it!' There were jugglers and people with painted faces, and a cacophony of musical disharmonies. Where else in the world would bagpipes, banjos and kazoos meet to join in a bucking battle from hell? Locals said this Festival was quieter than the last. They'd been saying it for years. Rebus wondered if the thing had ever had a heyday. It was plenty busy enough for him.
Though it was a warm night, he kept his car windows shut. Even so, as he crawled along the seas flyers would be pushed beneath his windscreen wipers, all but blocking his vision. His scowl met impregnable drama student smiles.
