"My father was a Brownie, Sir; My mother was a Fairy. The notion had occurred to her, The children would be happier, If they were taught to vary. "The notion soon became a craze; And, when it once began, she Brought us all out in different ways — One was a Pixy, two were Fays, Another was a Banshee; "The Fetch and Kelpie went to school And gave a lot of trouble; Next came a Poltergeist and Ghoul, And then two Trolls (which broke the rule), A Goblin, and a Double — "(If that's a snuff-box on the shelf," He added with a yawn, "I'll take a pinch) — next came an Elf, And then a Phantom (that's myself), And last, a Leprechaun. "One day, some Spectres chanced to call, Dressed in the usual white: I stood and watched them in the hall, And couldn't make them out at all, They seemed so strange a sight. "I wondered what on earth they were, That looked all head and sack; But Mother told me not to stare, And then she twitched me by the hair, And punched me in the back. "Since then I've often wished that I Had been a Spectre born. But what's the use?" (He heaved a sigh.) "They are the ghost-nobility, And look on us with scorn. "My phantom-life was soon begun: When I was barely six, I went out with an older one — And just at first I thought it fun, And learned a lot of tricks.