‘We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off’ by Narada Michael Walden and Preston Glass © 1986. Reprinted by kind permission of Carlin Music Corporation and Island Music, UK; Mighty Three Music Group and Gratitude Sky Music, USA; MCA/Gilbey and Rondor Music, Australia.
CHARACTERS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
JOHNNY ABRAHAMS
Head of News and Current Affairs, BBC.
GEORGIE BAINES
Sales Director, Corinium Television.
LADY BARNSLEY
A member of the Independent Broadcasting Authority (IBA), late of the White Fish Authority.
BIRGITTA
A comely but bolshie nanny working for the Verekers.
HARDY BISSETT
A franchise expert. Late of the IBA.
MR AND MRS BODKIN
Rupert Campbell-Black’s couple.
SIR CEDRIC
BONNINGTON
Chairman of Mid-West Television.
HUBERT BRENTON
Bishop of Cotchester.
ANTHONY, SECOND
BARON BADDINGHAM
Chairman and Managing Director, Corinium Television.
MONICA BADDINGHAM
His wife.
ARCHIE BADDINGHAM
His elder son.
BASIL BADDINGHAM
Tony’s illegitimate brother, ace polo player, and owner of the Bar Sinister in Cotchester High Street.
SEBASTIAN BURROWS
A news reporter, Corinium Television.
DAYSEE BUTLER
A very beautiful, stupid PA, Corinium Television.
RUPERT
CAMPBELL-BLACK
Minister for Sport. Tory MP for Chalford and Bisley. Ex-member of the British show-jumping team.
MARCUS