B
ABY
S
PINOSISSIMO
Dazzling Australian tenor and sexual buccaneer of the modern school.
C
HIEF
C
ONSTABLE
S
WALLOW
A Rutshire god, and friend of Lady Rannaldini and Dame Hermione.
S
YLVESTRE
Sound engineer,
Don Carlos
Man of few words but countless deeds.
S
YLVIA
Glyn Pringle’s housekeeper.
V
ALENTIN
Charismatic camera operator,
Don Carlos
Oscar’s son-in-law.
L
ADY
G
RISELDA
W
ALLACE
Wardrobe mistress,
Don Carlos
Nervous-breakdown van always on call during production.
S
ERENA
W
ESTWOOD
Record producer of
Don Carlos
Cool, competent beauty.
J
ESSIE
W
ESTWOOD
Serena’s four-year-old daughter.
M
EREDITH
W
HALEN
Set designer,
Don Carlos
Highly expensive interior designer. Known as the Ideal Homo, because he’s so much in demand as spare man at dinner parties.
THE ANIMALS
T
HE
E
NGINEER
Tabitha Campbell-Black’s event horse.
G
ERTRUDE
Taggie Campbell-Black’s mongrel.
J
AMES
Lucy Latimer’s rescued lurcher.
P
EPPY
K
OALA
An Australian wonder horse.
T
HE
P
RINCE OF
D
ARKNESS
Rannaldini’s vicious and generally victorious National Hunt horse.
S