
"I'm not any sort of pig. Not protestant, not nothing."
"Heathen pig, then, " Teresa said angrily. She stared eastwards. "I should ride there, " she added.
"I won't stop you, " Sharpe said, "but I won't be happy."
"Who cares about your happiness?"
"Your men are my best sentries." Sharpe said. "If anything does come up that road, " he pointed southwards, "they'll see it first." Teresa's partisans were keeping watch in the foothills, ready to ride back and warn San Miguel of any threat coming out of the Sierra de Gredos. "How far is Avila, anyway?"
Teresa shrugged. "Fifty miles."
"And why would the frogs go there?"
"For plunder, of course! There are rich convents, monasteries, the cathedral, the basilica of Santa Vicente."
"Why would they go after plunder?" Sharpe asked.
Teresa frowned at him, wondering why he asked such a seemingly stupid question. "Because they are crapauds, of course! " she said. "Because they are scum. Because they are slime-toads that crawled from the devil's backside when God was not watching."
"But everywhere else, " Sharpe said, "the church treasures are hidden!»
Sharpe had marched through countless Spanish towns and villages, and everywhere the church plate had been taken away and buried or concealed behind walls or hidden in caves. He had seen precious altar screens, too large to be moved, daubed with limewash in hope that the French would not realise there was treasure behind the white covering. What he had never seen was a church flaunting its treasures when the French were within a week's march. "Why would Avila keep its treasures?"
"How would I know?" Teresa responded indignantly.
"And the frogs know damn well that church treasures are hidden, " Sharpe said, "so why are they going there?"
"You tell me, " Teresa said.
"Because they want you to think they're going there, that's why. And all the time the bastards are going somewhere else. God damn it! " He turned around again to stare south. Was it just nerves? Was he frightened of this small responsibility? To guard a derelict fort in a backwater of the war?
