
An hour later, she kissed Hooks on the neck. He growled but snored on. A half-hour later, she tried again and this time, the snoring stopped.
"Honey," she said. "I've been thinking."
Hooks blinked himself into the waking world.
"Whadja say?"
"I've been thinking, honey," said Janet.
"Get outta here," said Hooks and belted her in the ear.
She screamed. She yelled that it was her apartment. That she paid the rent. She bought the beer. He had no right to hit her.
So he hit her again and now he was fully awake. The screaming had done it. He told her he would listen to her if she brought him a beer.
She answered that she wouldn't bring him a beer if his face was on fire. He hit her in the other ear.
She brought him the beer and told him that all night she had been thinking about a marvelous device she had just seen. You could get thoughts on a television screen, see whatever you imagined. All you had to do was think something and you would see it acted out for you on TV.
"For this you woke me?" he said.
He didn't like the idea. Anything that required thought would not sell to the American public, he said. Things that sold to the American public were things you didn't have to think to use.
She said she had seen dirty pictures on the screen.
Hooks Basumo cocked his head.
"You say dirty?" he asked.
"Yeah. You can imagine yourself humping anybody."
"Yeah? Raquel Welch? Sophia Loren?"
"Yeah. Burt Reynolds. Robert Redford," she said.
"Yeah? Charo? Maude's daughter?"
"Yeah," she said. "Clint Eastwood. Paul Newman. Charles Bronson. Anybody."
He belted her again because she seemed able to think of more names than he could, but then he stayed awake the whole night, making Janet tell him all the details, making sure she didn't forget anything. What he heard was money, lots of money.
