There was a manual bolt on the inside. I ran the flashlight beam down the edge of the door until I located it, then made use of a handy little tool I’d fashioned from a hacksaw blade, slipping it between door and jamb and working it to and fro until the bolt parted. I tried the door again, and wouldn’t you know there was a chain lock that stopped it when it was three inches ajar? I could have sawed through that as well, but why? It was easier to slip my hand inside and unscrew the chain lock from its moorings.

I pushed the door all the way open and made an illegal entry a crooked accountant would have been proud of. For a moment I just stood there, glowing, radiant. Then I closed the door and locked the locks. I couldn’t do anything about the bolt I’d sawed through, but I did take a moment to restore the chain bolt.

Then I set out to explore the house.

There’s absolutely nothing like it.

Forget everything I said to Ray Kirschmann. True, I was getting older. True, I shrank from the prospect of getting chewed by attack dogs and shot by irate householders and locked by the authorities in some pickproof penitentiary cell. True, true, all of it true, and so what? None of it mattered a whit when I was inside someone else’s dwelling place with all his worldly goods spread out before me like food on a banquet table. By God, I wasn’t that old! I wasn’t that scared!

I’m not proud of this. I could spout a lot of bilge about the criminal being the true existential hero of our times, but what for? I don’t buy it myself. I’m not nuts about criminals and one of the worst things about prison was having to associate with them. I’d prefer to live as an honest man among honest men, but I haven’t yet found an honest pursuit that lets me feel this way. I wish there were a moral equivalent of larceny, but there isn’t. I’m a born thief and I love it.