
"And none of mine?" said Abe. "Reckon so. None of my business when one of my friends reaches out to strike another. Guess a good man's gotta just stand by and watch."
"Didn't hit him," said Alvin. "Wasn't going to."
"But now you want to hit me," said Abe.
"No," said Alvin. "Now I want to go find me a cheap inn and put up my poke afore we find something to eat. I hear Barcy's a good town for eatin', as long as you don't mind having fish that looks like bugs."
"Was that an invitation to a meal?" said Abe. "Or an invitation to go away and let you get about your business?"
"Mostly it was an invitation to change the subject," said Alvin. "Though I'd be glad to have you and Coz dine with us at whatever fine establishment we locate."
"Oh, Coz won't be joinin' us. Coz just found the love of his life, a-waitin' for him right on the pier."
"You mean that trashy lady he was a-talkin' to?" asked Arthur Stuart.
"I suggested to him that he might hold out for a cleaner grade of whore," said Abe, "but he denied that she was one, and she agreed that she had plain fallen in love with him the moment she saw him. So I rigger I'll see Coz sometime tomorrow morning, drunk and robbed."
"Glad to know he's got you to look out for him, Abe," said Alvin.
"But I did," said Abe. He held up a wallet. "I picked his pocket first, so he's got no more than three dollars left on him for her to rob."
Alvin and Arthur both laughed at that.
"Is that your knack?" asked Arthur Stuart. "Pickin' pockets?"
"No sir," said Lincoln. "It don't take no knack to rob Coz. He wouldn't notice if you picked his nose. Not if there was a girl making big-eyes at him."
"But the girl would notice," said Alvin.
