I thought for a minute that we were toast, but we fell in the backbone of the night and its spell guided us safely through the wilderness. The sun rose over the sand hills and in the morning we were at a wire fence surrounding a banana plantation. We broke in and with comedy climbed a tree and gorged ourselves on green fruit. Nature was a civilizing influence and Goosey had given up plans for Clockwork Orange rampages and was now all for staying here forever in the great outdoors. We could build canoes and trade to Africa and be self-sufficient in meat, fruit, clothes. We could be outlaws and fish and roast our catch over charcoal fires. Live on the beach and dream our canoes out over the ocean. Steer by wave and swell and the stars like the Polynesians. His vision more Coral Island than Lord of the Flies and I said I’d write a letter to The Times suggesting a scheme whereby lager louts could be turned into Byronic pacifists just by letting them camp out a few nights in the wilds of Tenerife. Plutarch had called this place the “Fortunate Islands,” Darwin had raved about it, and two hundred years ago Alexander von Humboldt had had the same thoughts: “Nowhere in the world seems more able to dissipate melancholy and restore peace to troubled minds than Tenerife.” That’s the real reason I’d come here. Five years in the purgatory of the Witness Protection Program. The FBI and federal marshals dogging my every movement. I needed a vacation. I needed out of North America. And I’d been to Tenerife before and liked it, it was mellow and I even spoke Spanish.

Nice move. I’d been deciding between Spain and somewhere completely off the wall like Peru. I’d flipped a coin.Heads.