“Yes, Programmer.—Well, gentlemen, I write down seventeen and just underneath it, I write twenty-three. Next, I say to myself: seven times three—”

The congressman interrupted smoothly, “Now, Aub, the problem is seventeen times twenty-three.”

“Yes, I know,” said the little Technician earnestly, “but I start by saying seven times three because that’s the way it works. Now seven times three is twenty-one.”

“And how do you know that?” asked the congressman.

“I just remember it. It’s always twenty-one on the computer. I’ve checked it any number of times.”

“That doesn’t mean it always will be, though, does it?” said the congressman.

“Maybe not,” stammered Aub. “I’m not a mathematician. But I always get the right answers, you see.”

“Go on.”

“Seven times three is twenty-one, so I write down twenty-one. Then one times three is three, so I write down a three under the two of twenty-one.”

“Why under the two?” asked Congressman Brant at once.

“Because—” Aub looked helplessly at his superior for support. “It’s difficult to explain.”

Shuman said, “If you will accept his work for the moment, we can leave the details for the mathematicians.”

Brant subsided.

Aub said, “Three plus two makes five, you see, so the twenty-one become a fifty-one. Now you let that go for a while and start fresh. You multiply seven and two, that’s fourteen, and one and two, that’s two. Put them down like this and it adds up to thirty-four. Now if you put the thirty-four under the fifty-one this way and add them, you get three hundred and ninety-one and that’s the answer.”

There was an instant’s silence and then General Weider said, “I don’t believe it. He goes through this rigmarole and makes up numbers and multiplies and adds them this way and that, but I don’t believe it. It’s too complicated to be anything but hornswoggling.”



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