"Pyrotechnics," said Ira. "We try to blow him up."

"Can I come, too?" asked the Schwa.

"Yeah, sure, why not?" I turned to him, but he's gone. "Hey, where'd ya go?"

"I'm right here."

I squinted to get the sun out of my eyes, and I saw him. He's waving his hands, like to get my attention or something.

"I don't know," said Ira. "You know what they say about too many cooks."

"No, what?" asks Howie.

"You know—too many cooks stink up the kitchen."

Howie still looks confused. "What, don't these cooks know from deodorant?"

"It's an expression, Howie," I explained. Howie, you gotta understand, ain't dumb. He just doesn't think out of the box. Of course, if I ever told him that, he'd wonder what box I was talking about. He's the kinda guy who's hardwired to take everything literally. Which is why he's so good at math and sci­ence, but when it comes to anything creative—he tanks. He's about as creative as a bar code. Even when he was little, he would do real good at coloring when there were nice thick black lines in the coloring book—but give him some crayons and a blank page, and his forehead would start to bleed. So, anyways, by a two-to-one vote the Schwa is allowed to join us in our next attempt to bust Manny. Ira voted no, but he wouldn't look at any of us when he did.

"So what's up with you?" I asked him.

"It's my opinion. I got a right to an opinion."

"Okay, okay, don't get so touchy."

With Ira suddenly unsociable, the Schwa decided to leave rather than make any further waves.

"See you in science," he said.

Only after he's gone does Ira pull me aside and say, "I wish I would've gotten that on film."

"Gotten what on film?"

"Remember a second ago when you asked the Schwa where he went, and he practically had to jump up and down to get your attention?"