He gingerly edged his way round the rim of the crater and drew the consultant's attention by tugging at the collar of the mohair topcoat he was wearing over a dinner jacket.

'How do, Troll? Good of you to come. Needn't have got dressed up, but. You'll get mud on your dicky.'

Longbottom squinted up at him. Time, which had basted Dalziel, had wasted him to an appropriate cadaverousness.

'Would you mind staying on your own piece of board, please, Dalziel? Facilis est descensus, but I'm choosy about the company I make it in.'

Education and high society had long eroded his native accent, but he had lost none of the skill of abusive exchange which form the basis of playground intercourse in Mid-Yorkshire.

'Sorry you got dragged away from your dinner, but I see you brought your snap,' said Dalziel peering at the plastic bag which contained a cluster of small bones.

'Which I shall need to feast on at my leisure.'

'Looks like slim pickings to me,' said Dalziel. 'So what can you give me off the top of your head? Owt'll do. Sex. Age. Time of death. Mother's maiden name.'

'It's a hand, and it's human, and that's all I'm prepared to say till I've seen a great deal more which may be some time. This one, I fear, like Nicholas Nickleby, is coming out in instalments.'

'Can't recall him,' said Dalziel. 'What did he die of?'

Longbottom arose with a groan which comprehended everything from the joke to the stiffness of his muscles and the state of the weather.

'Just look at my coat,’ he said. 'Do you know how much these things cost? I shall of course be making a claim.'

'I'd send it to ALBA then. Your mate, Batty. Do you reckon he keeps anything to drink up there?'