
"What?"
"You see his hands?"
"What about them?"
"The fingertips."
Baker looked away from the road, glanced quickly into the back seat. The old guy's fingertips were red to the second knuckle. "So? He's sunburned."
"Just on the tips? Why not the whole hand?"
Baker shrugged.
"His fingers weren't like that before," she said. "They weren't red when we picked him up."
"Honey, you probably just didn't notice them."
"I did notice, because he had a manicure. And I thought it was interesting that some old guy in the desert would have a manicure."
"Uh-huh." Baker glanced at his watch. He wondered how long they would have to stay at the hospital in Gallup. Hours, probably.
He sighed.
The road continued straight ahead.
Halfway to Gallup, the old guy woke up. He coughed and said, "Are we there? Are we where?"
"How are you feeling?" Liz said.
"Feeling? I'm reeling. Fine, just fine."
"What's your name?" Liz said.
The man blinked at her. "The quondam phone made me roam."
"But what's your name?"
The man said, "Name same, blame game."
Baker said, "He's rhyming everything."
She said, "I noticed, Dan."
"I saw a TV show on this," Baker said. "Rhyming means he's schizophrenic."
"Rhyming is timing," the old man said. And then he began to sing loudly, almost shouting to the tune of the old John Denver song:
"Quondam phone, makes me roam, to the place I belong, old Black Rocky, country byway, quondam phone, it's on roam."
"Oh boy," Baker said.
"Sir," Liz said again, "can you tell me your name?"
"Niobium may cause opprobrium. Hairy singularities don't permit parities."
Baker sighed. "Honey, this guy is nuts."
"A nut by any other name would smell like feet."
But his wife wouldn't give up. "Sir? Do you know your name?"
"Call Gordon," the man said, shouting now. "Call Gordon, call Stanley. Keep in the family."
