
“Hard not to in these parts,” I said. “Bult, you can’t fine Evelyn for running over a roadkill.”
“Running over—” Evelyn said. He leapt in the rover and roared it back off the roadkill, and then jumped out again. “I didn’t see it!” he said, peering at its flattened brown body. “I didn’t mean to kill it! Honestly, I—”
“You can’t kill a roadkill just by parking a rover on it,” I said, poking it with my toe. “You can’t even wake it up.”
Bult pointed at the tire tracks Evelyn’d just made. “Disruption of land surface. Twenty-five.”
“Bult, you can’t fine Evelyn,” I said. “He’s not a member of the expedition.”
“Disruption of land surface,” Bult said, pointing at the tire tracks.
“Shouldn’t I have come out here in the rover?” Evelyn said worriedly.
“Sure you should,” I said, clapping him on the shoulder, “ ’cause now you can give me a ride home. Carson, bring in my pony for me.” I opened the door of the rover.
“I’m not getting stuck out here with the ponies while you ride back in style,” Carson said. “I’ll ride in with Evelyn, and you bring the ponies.”
“Can’t we all go back in the rover?” Evelyn said, looking upset. “We could tie the ponies to the back.”
“The rover can’t go that slow,” Carson muttered.
“You’ve got no reason to get back early, Carson,” I said. “I’ve got to check the purchase orders, and the pursuants, and fill out the report on the binocs you lost.” I got in the rover and sat down.
“I lost?” Carson said, getting red in the face again. “I laid ’em—”
“Expedition member riding in wheeled vehicle,” Bult said.
We turned around to look at him. He was standing beside his pony, talking into his log. “Disruption of land surface.”
I got out of the rover and stalked over to him. “I told you, you can’t fine somebody who’s not a member of the expedition.”
Bult looked at me. “Inappropriate tone and manner.” He straightened some finger joints at me. “You member. Cahsson member. Yahhs?” he said in the maddening pidgin he uses when he’s not tallying fines.
