
"Get me a brandy and soda," Toots says.
Jackie tells him, "Don't be a clamhead all your life."
"Treat the man nice," Frank says. "He's come a long way for a Jew who drinks. He's best buddies with world leaders you never even heard of. They all roll into his joint sooner or later and knock back a brandy with Toots. Except maybe Mahatma Gandhi. And him they shot."
Gleason flares his brows and goggles his eyes and shoots out his arms in a nitwit gesture of revelation.
"That's the name I couldn't think of. The midget that pinch-hits."
People around them, hearing part of this and reacting mainly to inflection and gesture-they've seen Jackie physically building the remark and they knock together laughing even before he has finished the line.
Edgar is also laughing despite the return of the midget business. He admires the rough assurance of these men. It seems to flush from their pores. They have a size to them, a natural stamina that mocks his own bible-school indoctrination even as it draws him to the noise. He's a self-perfected American who must respect the saga of the knockabout boy emerging from a tenement culture, from backstreets slant with danger. It makes for gusty egos, it makes for appetites. The pussy bandits Jackie and Frank have a showy sort of ease around women. And it's true about Toots, he knows everybody worth knowing and can drink even Gleason into the carpeting. And when he clamps a sympathetic paw on your shoulder you feel he is some provident force come to guide you out of old despond.
Frank says, "This is our inning."
And Toots says, "Better be. Because these shit-heel Dodgers are making me nervous."
Jackie is passing beers along the row.
Frank says, "Seems to me we've all made our true loyalties known. Shown our hearts' desire. We got a couple of old-timey Giant fans. And this porpoise with a haircut from Brooklyn. But what about our friend the G-man. Is it G for Giants? Fess up, Jedgar. Who's your team?"
