Jacob sobbed silently as a lighter hissed. The faintly spicy scent of tobacco smoke filled the air.

“Good morning, Master Dunning,” said a voice behind him.

It was a man’s voice. The man sounded perfectly sane, highly educated, in fact. He reminded him of a popular English teacher he’d had at Horace Mann, Mr. Manducci.

Hey, wait. Maybe it was Mr. Manducci. He always did seem a little too, er, friendly with some of the male students. Could this be a kidnapping or something? Jacob’s CEO father was extremely wealthy.

Jacob could actually feel the relief emit from his pores. He decided he’d take a kidnapping at this point. Ransom, being released. He was down with that. Please be a kidnapping, he found himself thinking.

“My family has money, sir,” Jacob said, carefully trying to keep the terror out of his voice and failing.

“Yes, they do,” the man said pleasantly. He could have been the DJ for a classical music station. “That’s precisely the problem. They have too much money and too little sense. They own a Mercedes McLaren, a Bentley-oh, and a Prius. How green of them. You can thank their hypocrisy for bringing you here. Unfortunately for you, your father seems to have forgotten his Exodus twenty, verse five: ‘For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the sons.’”

Jacob twitched violently in the hard chair as a stainless-steel pistol barrel softly caressed his right cheek.

“Now I’m going to ask you some questions,” his captor said. “Your answers are very, very important. You’ve heard of pass-fail, haven’t you?”

The pistol jabbed hard into Jacob’s face, its hammer cocking with a sharp click.

“This test you’re about to take is pass-die. Now, question one: What was your nanny’s name?”