Oldman stands up:

‘It’s going to break down like this:

‘As you all know, this is number 3 at best. Then there’s the other possible attacks. You’ve all worked one or more of them so, as of today, you’re all now officially Prostitute Murder Squad, out of this Station, under Detective Chief Superintendent Noble here.’

PROSTITUTE MURDER SQUAD.

The room is humming, buzzing, singing: everyone getting what they wanted. Me too-

Off post office robberies and Help the fucking Aged:

Sub-postmasters at gun-point, six-barrels in their faces, wives tied up with a smack and a punch in their nighties, only Scrooge won’t give it up, so it’s a cosh from the butt of the shotgun and welcome to heart attack city.

One dead.

‘Murder Squad’ll break down into four teams, headed up by Detective Superintendents Prentice and Alderman and Detective Inspectors Rudkin and Craven. DI Craven will also co-ordinate Admin, from here at Millgarth. Communications will be DS White, the Divisional Officer will be Detective Inspector Gaskins, and Community Affairs and Press will be DI Evans, all based in Wakefield.’

Oldman pauses. I scan the room for Craven, but he’s nowhere.

‘Myself and Detective Chief Superintendent Jobson will also be making ourselves available to the investigation.’

I swear there are sighs.

Oldman turns round and says, ‘Pete?’

Detective Chief Superintendent Noble steps forward again:

‘I want every wog under thirty who’s not married leant on. I want names. Some smartarse said our man hates women – hold the fucking front page.’

Laughter.

‘All right, so let’s have every fucking puff in your book in here too. Same goes for the usuals – slags and their lads. I want names and I want them names in here by five. SPG’ll round them up. Ladies can go to Queens, rest here.’

Silence.

‘And I want Stephen Barton. Tonight.’