
“You’re stoned,” said Saied when we got to the back of the taxi. I told the driver to take us to a public data library.
“Me? Stoned? When have you ever known me to be stoned so early in the morning?”
“Yesterday. The day before yesterday. The day before that.”
“I mean except for then. I function better with a ton of opiates in me than most people do straight.”
“Sure you do.”
I stared out the taxi’s window. “Anyway,” I said, “I’ve got a rack of daddies that can compensate.” There isn’t another blazebrain in the Arab world with the custom-made equipment I’ve got. My special daddies control my hypothalamic functions, so I can tune out fatigue and fear, hunger and thirst and pain. They can boost my sensory input too.
“Marid Audran, Silicon Superman.”
“Look,” I said, annoyed by Saied’s attitude, “for a long time I was terrified of getting wired, but now I don’t know how I ever got along without it.”
“Then why the hell are you still decimating your brain cells with drugs?” asked the Half-Hajj.
“Call me old-fashioned. Besides, when I pop the daddies out, I feel terrible. All that suppressed fatigue and pain hit me at once.”
“And you don’t get paybacks with your sunnies and beauties, right? That what you’re saying?”
“Shut up, Saied. Why the hell are you so concerned all of a sudden?”
He looked at me sideways and smiled. “The religion has this ban on liquor and hard drugs, you know.” And this coming from the Half-Hajj who, if he’d ever been inside a mosque in his life, was there only to check out the boys’ school.
