I smiled before answering "I can't answer those questions, Em. First, I'm not a girl, so I don't know what an orgasm is like; when it happens for guys, it's usually called a climax. Second, I'm not you, so I can't know how good you feel. All I can tell you is that when I've been with a woman that has had one, she sure seemed to like it. And there's no point in asking me what it's like, even for guys — honestly, there really aren't the words to try and describe it. It's just one of those things that you have to experience; once you do, you'll know why you can't tell anyone else how it feels. I'm sorry."

She considered that in silence for a few moments before asking me "Could you maybe help ME

have one, then? So I know? Sometimes when I touch myself, I can kinda feel myself getting close to something, but it hasn't happened yet."

With a serious expression, I told her "I could try to help you, but there are a couple of things that I have to make sure you understand, first."

"What's that?"

"The most important one is that for me to do that, I'd have to touch you. Not just pat you on the butt like I do, but on your boobs, and even between your legs; the same way you touch yourself."

Giving me a mildly exasperated look, she said "Of course you'd have to touch me. That's what I want you to do!"

I gave her a smile before getting serious again so I could say "Okay, I just had to make sure you really understood that. Something else that you have to understand is that there are laws that say

I'm not supposed to touch you like that because it's sexual. I know, that's what you want to find out — what it's like to have an orgasm, which is automatically sexual, but that doesn't change the fact that there are laws against it. So what you have to understand is that if I did that, I could be sent to jail, or even prison, for a long time.