As Mrs. Bennet continues to gush all over my friend, I wisely sidle away before becoming befouled by the effusion. That subtle evasive maneuver enables me to catch sight of Hertfordshire’s brightest jewel. One glimpse and my breath is taken away. By Jove and by the might of Mars, I swear Elizabeth has grown more endearing than when I last beheld her pulchritude in Derbyshire. I stare in dizzy-eyed, tickle-brained wonder.

So, it is official. I am now as folly-fallen as my infatuated friend. Yet how can I be otherwise? Elizabeth is all radiance, sparkling eyes, and bedazzling smile. Although that smile is directed toward her elder sister and Bingley, I am, nevertheless, captured and enraptured by its warmth.

I am also speechless … an unfortunate circumstance, since ceremonious bows and small talk have been exchanged and exhausted with her parents. Some social intercourse is now expected with the daughters, but I am at a loss. Say something, you lumpish, idle-headed malt-worm!

I bow and clear my throat. “Good evening, Miss Bennet, Miss Elizabeth, Miss Mary, and Miss Catherine. I hope you have all been in good health since last we met.” Absolutely boil-brained brilliant. Nevertheless, I do believe I have greeted the entire Bennet family with tolerable ease and with a propriety of behaviour free from any symptom of unnecessary condescension or pride.

Ah, yes, pride, my alleged downfall. Human nature is particularly prone to it, and I am no exception. If I have a high opinion of myself, there is an excellent excuse for it. A favourable situation in society, the Darcy family name, and my considerable wealth demand pride. I contest anyone in this room to deny me that right. Even Elizabeth. Especially Elizabeth. My dearest hope is that one day she will share in that pride.

The Bennet sisters curtsey and assure me of their well-being before the two youngest take their leave. Undoubtedly, Mother Mary and Catty scamper away in awe of my sophisticated colloquy.