
Part One
Chapter I
Friday, 12th June 199-, Paco de Arcos, near Lisbon 'Ladies and gentlemen,' said the mayor of Paco de Arcos, 'may I present to you Inspector Jose Afonso Coelho.'
It had been a hot day with a perfect blue sky and now a soft lick of a breeze was coming off the ocean to mess with the poplars and pepper trees in the public gardens. The faded pink disused cinema's walls drank in the evening light, a small girl squealed, rocking on a happy dinosaur, a big man smoked and sucked beer next to her, women greeted each other with kisses, their dresses rippled in the cool. Cars flashed past on the Marginal, a light aeroplane sputtered out to sea over the sand bank. The air was redolent of grilled sardines and a bureaucrat had a microphone.
'Ze Coelho,' said the mayor, using my more recognized name, but still not squeezing out much more interest from the festa de Santo Antonio crowd which included my sixteen-year-old daughter, Olivia, my sister and brother-in-law and four of their seven children.
The mayor talked on, elaborately explaining the event in rococo Portuguese to a robustly inattentive public consisting mostly of my neighbours, who were well apprised of the bare facts which were: my wife died a year ago, I put on weight, to encourage me to take it off my daughter arranged this charity event with money pledged against each kilo lost and if I was a single gram over eighty kilos I was to have my perfect, neatly-clipped beard of twenty years shaved off in front of this rabble.
